A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words, Tough Mudder Style

As proof of what I was talking about last post regarding completing the Tough Mudder, please enjoy these pictures along with my (made-up) commentary of what we were thinking.

 

ARCTIC ENEMA:

 

As a note, those are ice cubes all over the surface, not little waves.

 

"Hm. This is not comfortable. I do not think I'm enjoying this."

 

 

"Ommmmmmmmm. Mind over matter. I am at the spa."

 

 

"Who knew my beard could hold so much water?"

 

 

"BLEEP BLEEP BLEEPITY BLEEP."

 

KISS OF MUD 

 

 

"Huh. I wonder which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

 

 

"I've always thought that the bigger question is, which came first the taco or the burrito?"

 

 

 "Burrito? I could go for a burrito."

 

 

"Pft. Forget burritos, look at my awesome form. Left right left right!"

 

WARRIOR CARRY:

 

Alexis: "I've go to remember to pick up laundry detergent at the store next time."

Joel: "Yeah, I think I want to go with a more piney scent this time."

 

ELECTRO SHOCK THERAPY:

 

"ALL TOGETHER NOW - YOWZA!"