Texting conversation between my husband and me while I was at internship last week:
Me: "I need you to find my banana suit."
John: "Time frame?"
Me: "Twenty-five minutes."
John: "That's a fast time frame."
John: "Are we going out tonight?" (it was a Wednesday at 9pm)
Me: "Yes. To a banana themed club."
John: "What am I going to wear?"
Me: "Banana Hammock."
John: " :( I don't have one."
Me: "Well, you have to stay home then."
John: "We could stop at the store."
Me: "Hah. But seriously. I need my banana suit."
What can I say, we just work.
Now, some of you may be asking, "Anna, why did you need banana suit on a random Wednesday night?" And, let's be honest, many of you aren't asking that because it's me and you're just saying, "sure."
I had gotten a text saying someone was very blue and needed cheering up. This was my solution (I share this knowing full well how horrifying I look, yet, you can't help but laugh):