As proof of what I was talking about last post regarding completing the Tough Mudder, please enjoy these pictures along with my (made-up) commentary of what we were thinking.
As a note, those are ice cubes all over the surface, not little waves.
"Hm. This is not comfortable. I do not think I'm enjoying this."
"Ommmmmmmmm. Mind over matter. I am at the spa."
"Who knew my beard could hold so much water?"
"BLEEP BLEEP BLEEPITY BLEEP."
KISS OF MUD
"Huh. I wonder which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
"I've always thought that the bigger question is, which came first the taco or the burrito?"
"Burrito? I could go for a burrito."
"Pft. Forget burritos, look at my awesome form. Left right left right!"
Joel: "Yeah, I think I want to go with a more piney scent this time."
ELECTRO SHOCK THERAPY:
"ALL TOGETHER NOW - YOWZA!"